Lazy Lab

My laboratory class has a designated time of 3 hours, however after an hour at most we have generally finished. There is supposed to be around 20-25 people in the class. This week only six people turned up. The group that I was working with all turned up. Mainly because we have these very random conversations which don't actually involve much work. Last week we were trying to explain to a girl about pressure systems and how we know where it will rain. After much talking she still didn't get it. My "brilliant" explanation is as follows:

Me:"So the cloud crashes into the mountain, which hurts, like running into a brick wall...".
James: "That would hurt. I'd cry."
Me: "...and then it can't go any further, and the rain stops at the mountains."

This has since been condensed to: The cloud runs into a mountain and cries.


Today James had picked up one of the numerous publications found around uni which was called "Cheap Thrills".
So one of the girls in my group is like "That's sooo porn".
James being somewhat confounded was like "whaaat....???"
Conversation then proceeds as to WHY he would even attempt to bring porn to class. (It wasn't porn, just a badly named pamplet for cheap food and stuff). Hence James has now been nicknamed "the pornstar", which he says is fine with him. LOL.

We had to use the computer for part of our practical, which involved printing off stuff. Being a Macintosh, most of us had no idea how to use the damn thing, especially James. So Claire, the one who had accused him of possessing porn, said that Macs were easy to use. Both James and myself turned and went "MAC USER". (I know it was harsh, but we couldn't resist the jibe). Henceforth Claire shall be known as "Macca".